Espression Expresso
Tomato
DO YOU LIKE TOMATO?
well then eat it in a toilet with a red t-shirt DRINKING COFFEE
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Leaf
what did the leaf say to the docter?
“docter docter i hurt my head”
“leave me alone im chilling.”
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is that the guy who plays Sherlock
Being Dutch and not getting the joke for a full 10 seconds.
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Do not worry, USB-girl and potatoman, your secret is safe with me.
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How to be popular on deviantArt when you should be on Tumblr
- collect famous quotes or teenage confessions
- write them in white Times New Roman on a black background
- put them in the category “Typography”
- that’s it. That’s fucking it.
Typography, people. Times New Roman. White on black. No variation in typeface or point size. A hundred pictures like this. A HUNDRED.
deviantArt
stop liking every quasi-“deep” atrocity
and start encouraging art.
This was on here before but reposting since the video got deleted.
I get why they’re called fundies now.
Because FUN DIES with these people.
Seriously, guys? You made a children’s animation where you tell kids to stop believing in magic and throw away your toys?
Fuck that bikeride, I wanna go play with Starlok now.
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I always get excited when I see a new breed of asshole.
Smash a cart or six into their fucking bumper.
this honestly seems less like “asshole smart car owner” and more “assholes fucking with the smart car owner.” Those cart return things are pretty easy to move if you’ve a couple pairs of hands, and they usually don’t sit that close to the end of a parking row.
Yeah, if this was done by the guy in the car, then I’m not sure who he’s pranking, other than himself. Congratulations, you’ve just barricaded yourself inside your own car?
Could be that he was looking for a parking spot and escaped through the rear door.
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new rule, ask me to read homestuck and i will ignore/block/whatever you
homestuck is probably fine, but you, specifically you, are super annoying
i would trade all of the jehovahs witnesses in the world for you
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shittycoversandsongsonaukulele:
Hello! I’m a shitty new blog, and I am going to post shitty covers of songs & stupid little songs my friends or I have written. If you have any ideas for songs I should cover with my terrible beginner-ukulele skills, please suggest something. Thanks!
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