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Seriously, ask me stuff.
Apr 14 '14
thicklaces:

Okay, anyone who knows me knows that Samus is my favourite Nintendo character. Ever since Super Metroid was the first video game I beat on my older brother’s SNES I’ve been obsessed with her.
WHY DID NINTENDO HAVE TO GIVE HER HIGH HEELS? WHY? IT’S SO UN-SAMUS WHY

Because she’s been a sex icon since the very first game like anyone who’s obsessed with Samus would know. 
It’s not un-Samus. It is exactly Samus. 
The Zero Suit was never intended to be used in combat. The fact that Samus is possibly stronger in her stripped down Zero Suit makes no sense, so they gave her rockets to emphasize her newfound mobility and speed now that she’s lost the heavy armor. The rockets are emphasized with the yellow, and the heels are there because they make her hotter.
The Zero Suit was added as fanservice. The heels are fanservice. We’re just lucky they made them as practical as possible. 

thicklaces:

Okay, anyone who knows me knows that Samus is my favourite Nintendo character. Ever since Super Metroid was the first video game I beat on my older brother’s SNES I’ve been obsessed with her.

WHY DID NINTENDO HAVE TO GIVE HER HIGH HEELS? WHY? IT’S SO UN-SAMUS WHY

Because she’s been a sex icon since the very first game like anyone who’s obsessed with Samus would know. 

It’s not un-Samus. It is exactly Samus. 

The Zero Suit was never intended to be used in combat. The fact that Samus is possibly stronger in her stripped down Zero Suit makes no sense, so they gave her rockets to emphasize her newfound mobility and speed now that she’s lost the heavy armor. The rockets are emphasized with the yellow, and the heels are there because they make her hotter.

The Zero Suit was added as fanservice. The heels are fanservice. We’re just lucky they made them as practical as possible. 

Apr 14 '14
super-smash-bros-captures:

"I caught a Wario!
His name rhymes with Mario!”
54.3 in.

super-smash-bros-captures:

"I caught a Wario!

His name rhymes with Mario!”

54.3 in.

Mar 28 '14

grumpysalmon:

awkwardlylovly:

grumpysalmon:

ugh!!!! whenever I remember that there are hipsters out there just roaming our streets… aughhhh!!!! I get so angry I fucking jump out of my car on to the busy highway and start stabbing the road with knives

let the hipsters live their lives

all my limbs are bleeding stubs from body slamming the road repeatedly after i saw someone with a shirt

Mar 28 '14

owlturdcomix:

The human condition.

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Mar 7 '14
suppermariobroth:

Mario moonwalks out after rescuing Peach in Paper Mario: Sticker Star.

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

suppermariobroth:

Mario moonwalks out after rescuing Peach in Paper Mario: Sticker Star.

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

Mar 3 '14
Making an “incredible machine” ripoff.

Making an “incredible machine” ripoff.

Mar 2 '14

paroles-de-sagesse:

What the fuck, Mario.

Oh yeah, solar energy, great choice. 

You are living in Twilight -fucking- Town

These crows are idiots.

Feb 28 '14
Feb 17 '14
Feb 17 '14

Runninggggg

Feb 17 '14

Tiny people

Feb 17 '14
michaelfirman:

I haven’t seen Breaking Bad yet but all the cool kids are talking about it so I’m sidling up to the conversation and showing how convincingly I can fake being a fan.

michaelfirman:

I haven’t seen Breaking Bad yet but all the cool kids are talking about it so I’m sidling up to the conversation and showing how convincingly I can fake being a fan.

Feb 14 '14
Feb 12 '14
Robbin, Will and Tom.

Robbin, Will and Tom.

Feb 1 '14

I bet that if I went to a haunted mansion I could blow some bitching smoke rings. Turning into girl heads that fade into skulls ‘n shit. Suck on that, Gandalf.