Dude next to me “so? When he goes swimming he takes swimming shorts with him. What’s up with THAT?”
you can respond to these btw haha. Tell me about your life and financial situation and my chances of visiting you and my Dutch ancestors
Hahaha sure man. Lemme see how far I get without going into the Fresh Prince theme.
I was born and raised in the Netherlands. I still live in the house I grew up in, though my dad’s been moving from house to house when I was seven; we’re still very close and I see him two days a week.
I study game design at the moment; it’s awesome, I draw exploding helicopters and get graded for it. I’m looking for a job on the side but so far, no luck.
My financial situation right now is that I’m master of the house and have to take care of it and it’s little feline inhabitants now that my mom’s gone on a cruise to Russia. It’s a bit lonely but I feel like a responsible adult, y’know? Kind of a nice feel, even if the house is a mess. At least the cats keep me company as long as I don’t forget to feed ‘em, which I never forget.
Now, you can easily get in here as long as you don’t plan on immigrating; immigration here is a bitch since we’re one of the most dense populations on earth and more and more foreigners come in. We’re basically like a cultural stew that’s boiling over the edges.
These things.
Well, not exactly this thing but you get my drift.
These things are what’s bugging me with the world. If you’re a lady and wearing / holding one of these, chances are you’re not interesting, and you’re not the kind of person who’d be friendly to guys like me. I don’t think I’ve ever liked anyone holding one of these.
I know this might be bag-racism, but I’m an irrational sort of guy; I’m going to boycott any teenage girl that wears “typical” stuff like this. Not like they’d notice because no girl with that kind of boring taste in clothes would go to my hangouts or classes.
End of my irrational rant against boring girls with boring bags.
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miqd:
Kiss From A Rose
Seal
This guy’s the only reason I made a Tumblr and he’s the only reason I still bother checking it. No offence to the rest of you, he just updates more.
Our President ladies and gentlemen.
All the awards.
OMFG.
The late night guys have made our President even more awesome than he already is :-D
HE’S SO MUCH COOLER THAN I WILL EVER BE
And fake; this is supposedly from the same clip as where he walks off the stage by kicking in a door. Obama skateboarding would cause a bit more of a fuss than this.
