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Why can’t an elephant watch TV
Because he is to big.
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DO YOU LIKE TOMATO?
well then eat it in a toilet with a red t-shirt DRINKING COFFEE
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what did the leaf say to the docter?
“docter docter i hurt my head”
“leave me alone im chilling.”
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what do you call peach that has a line on it?
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- collect famous quotes or teenage confessions
- write them in white Times New Roman on a black background
- put them in the category “Typography”
- that’s it. That’s fucking it.
Typography, people. Times New Roman. White on black. No variation in typeface or point size. A hundred pictures like this. A HUNDRED.
stop liking every quasi-“deep” atrocity
and start encouraging art.
new rule, ask me to read homestuck and i will ignore/block/whatever you
homestuck is probably fine, but you, specifically you, are super annoying
i would trade all of the jehovahs witnesses in the world for you
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Hello! I’m a shitty new blog, and I am going to post shitty covers of songs & stupid little songs my friends or I have written. If you have any ideas for songs I should cover with my terrible beginner-ukulele skills, please suggest something. Thanks!
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